Tuesday, August 23, 2011

1994: the year of A big one

Earthquakes. NBD...for the most part.

The press and reactions to the 5.8 earthquake in the North East has had us Californians laughing most of the day. Earthquakes are just a part of life here...like snow is in the Midwest. Having said that, I can't make too much fun of those easterners...or "yankees" as my dear friend Suzie would be yelling at me right now. If you didn't grow up with them, I'm sure earthquakes are terrifying, or maybe even interesting. You should ask my Creighton friends what my first few tornadoes were like...let's just say I thought the tornado siren was actually an air raid siren, now there is logic for you.


Every time one of these big earthquake happens (and I'm not implying this one was "big") I think about the GIANT Northridge earthquake in 1994...every Sourthern Californian that was coherent at the time has a Northridge story.

It's interesting for me to look back on it now since I was only 7 years old then. Not going to lie, I probably could have slept through it, for some reason I'd only wake up during the little earthquakes...in particular every single freaking after-shock of Northridge.

The quake started around 4:30am, a few seconds later I woke up to my mom yanking me out of bed, and under the door frame with the dog...while, for some reason, my dad (a native) ran straight for outside in a half-asleep stupor, yammering about finding out whose phone worked...traditionally what you do after power lines are done falling and transformers are done exploding. The rest of it is kind of a blur of shelves falling, drawers coming out of my dresser, and my basset hound howling. Maybe I have a mental block on it, but it's more of an interesting experience to me than a terrifying one.

After the ground finally stopped moving, my mom and I joined my dad outside with the rest of our neighbors...I'm still scarred to this day with the memory of seeing some of my neighbors in what they referred to as "pajamas". I don't remember too much damage in my neighborhood, I'm sure my parents could say otherwise...the bumps in the sidewalk were all of a sudden larger, bike riding and rollerblading was something akin to BMX after that. Oh, and that crack in the living room ceiling grew from maybe a foot long to extending halfway across the living room.

Once the reasonable hours of the morning rolled around, then we really saw what happened. Santa Monica definitely had it worse than we did. The hospital I was born in was reduced to about half the size it had been the day before. By far the worst damage had been done to the freeways...especially the Santa Monica 10...aka the busiest freeway in the United States...it just collapsed (as did a section of the 5). Followed by the worst 3 months of traffic I think any of us have ever seen. Luckily, since the quake happened so early the casualties were only in the 60s...had it happened a few hours later that number would be grossly higher.


To sum up...essentially the whole darn state was a mess for months (rebuilding took years, the new St. John's Hospital has only recently been completed). The amount of damage that it caused was shocking because of all the building precautions taken...like building houses out of stucco instead of brick...now we literally put buildings on wheels.





...Something that definitely sucked in school was having to do earthquake drills. It was fine when we were in elementary school, and could fit under our desks...but you try cramming into those stupid desks with the chairs attached when you are a sophomore in high school. All of us hoped that if a big one happened...it would happen during science class, where we had the big lab tables. In 5th grade we had a practice for "the big one"...I was leaving for Australia the next day...so freaking Mrs. Tucker made me be the injured kid, and I had to lay under a desk with a chair on top of me until the firemen came to rescue me (something I under appreciated at the time...if you've seen the MB firemen, you know what I mean). I then had to be wrapped up in all sorts of splints and brought out onto the field...where the rest of the school was corralled.

Come to think of it, we had an earthquake last week. Every time one happens you can tell who has been here a while/grew up here and who has not. The locals laugh and remark something to the effect of "well that was fun" while out of towners generally look totally horrified. I'm sure it's got to be pretty disconcerting the first time you feel and see the ground move under your feet.

So be cool East Coast, it was just a little tectonic plate movement...gotta keep you on your toes! You'll probably be on "tsunami" warning...but the Atlantic hardly has waves anyway.

Welcome to life on the Best Coast.






Sunday, August 21, 2011

People Say the Darndest Things



Favorite Words of Wisdom that I have either found to be important, inspiring, funny, ironic, note worthy, or any mix:

"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future." -JFK
Could this be anymore relevant at the moment? This is something I think many of those childish politicians need to keep in mind. As much as they'd like to think, the world doesn't revolve around them and their agendas. I'm pretty sure every single one of those founding fathers they all love to talk about, have been spinning in their graves over all the nonsense that's been going on. The party system is probably America's biggest enemy.

"You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you...I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking." General Dwight D. Eisenhower; D-Day address
This gives me goose bumps every time I hear or read it, especially when I listed to the radio broadcast while in Normandy. General Dwight D. Eisenhower delivered this speech to a bunch of young m
en that would be considered my peers today, the morning before the crucial invasion. Can you imagine at 20 or so years old, essentially having the fate of the world on your shoulders? I can barely cook for myself! I feel like the title The Greatest Generation has been capitalized on so much that it is at risk of sounding cliche, but there is really no truer or better explanation of those people.

"Fight 'em 'til Hell freezes over. Then fight 'em on the ice."-Dutch Meyer
Rah Rah TCU!! The little
school that could! We keep winning and winning and get no respect...we thought that a Rose Bowl victory over the Wisconsin Badgers would finally shut some people up...nooope. We are still fighting 'em on the ice.




"It is my personal belief that anything and everything concerning the feelings of women are threatening and intimidating" Dan "The Man" Walker
Probably one of the better, not to mention h
ysterical things, one of my friends has ever said. Daniel Walker; man, friend, soldier...philosopher.

"All pigs are equal, some just more than other
s"-George Orwell
You can say it's not true, but someone where deep down you know you are lying to yourself. Older generations say our (Gen Y) is spoiled and entitled, but mark my words we will be the ones to change things. We don't have the same issues with race and sexual orientation that our parents' generation does.
It's such a non-issues.

"You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons" Blazing Saddles
A brilliant movie that brilliantly mocks the stupidity of racism, and all around idiotic people. Don't underestimate the morons, they are large in numbers.

"You are only young once, but you can remain immature indefinitely."
This is my personal motto. I couldn't control my laughter while watching Despicable Me...in particular the Fart Gun part.

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. how he got into my pajamas i don't know."-Groucho Marx
The world would be a better place if more people watched Marx Brothers movies.







It's always shocking to me that hardly anyone knows some of the most basic, yet important laws of The Constitution. There's a whole lot of people who will talk about it, but can't tell you what's in it. Familiarize yourself, so you don't make stupid decisions. The 1st and 14th Amendments are my "favorites".

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. " 1st Amend.
Except the Muslims...and unfortunately this also means Fred Phelps can still continue his nonsense and hate, but hey, it's the law.

"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." 14th Amend
Except for homosexuals...




Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Laissez Faire Blogging

You know, for someone that picked the degree path that I did...I really suck at blogging. I seem to have random bursts of inspiration and/or indignation and then I retreat back to my blogging hidey-hole.

I'm so behind...The NASCAR Thing, Lululemon, Graduation, Paris, Normandy, Family Reunion, Mattress Land, Fort Worth-and saying goodbye, The Road Trip, The 40 Hour Work Week, Back in CA after a 5 Year Hiatus...and all those random factoids and news stories that I love.


Come to think of it, I was no good at keeping a diary when I was a kid. I'm not one to talk about myself much...how's that for breaking only child stereotypes?

Le Spaz.